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1. He is man of principle - he would cut his mother's throat
for a principle.

2. I don't know if he would die for his cause, but he certainly
will lie for it.

3. Besides the work ethic, there is the regulatory ethic.  "The
main way to improve the world is to forbid something".

4. It's better than the radical ethic.  "The main way to improve
the world is to kill somebody".

5. Greg Chaitin's Omega is the first strongly Hardian mathematical
theory; it contains a proof of its own lack of applications.
For all that, it's a beautiful theory.

6. It is a Spencerean tragedy.  - According to T.H. Huxley, "Mr.
Herbert Spencer's idea of a tragedy is a theory slain by a fact".

7. When God finished the bacteria, the Edsger complained, "My God,
don't you ever put any comments in your code?"  Hence the intervening
sequences.